+1 for Pamida reference 

True. I’d definitely hate to be waiting for a bus during a snowstorm only to find it’s running late due to the weather.

Larger/medium cities in the Midwest have transit. Not great, but it’s there. Even the smallish city I went to school in had a useable bus system.

I’m also here in the upper Midwest and generally feel the same. Negative 30 tomorrow? Eh, it sucks but thankfully I have access to a car a it’s not that big a deal.

It’s just science.

The idea of anyone literally sprinting to get free office food cracks me up.

Hey, when your company continually makes cuts to your benefits to the point that you might as well be getting an actual pay cut, you take whatever free shit they put out at work....er...<looks around>....I mean, no, I would never shamelessly take advantage of free food at the office. Not me. 

An aebleskiver pan is single use (well, mostly), but I would 100% say it’s worth it to keep one around because aebleskivers are amazing.

Seriously. What if I have to get my ballot postmarked??!

My mom used to work for a homeless shelter and good lord, some of the people on that board were fucking clueless. Like no, rich/ upper middle class board member, a poor family living out of a van does not count as having a home.

That was my thought too. If you want to kill and butcher your own meat to be involved in the process, by all means have at it. But if you only want to partake in the killing and let someone else handle the rest of the preparation...to me that’s just creepy and weird.

Ooh I like this!

Those glasses are a fucking crime.

You forgot to misspell “emergency”.

Good god, just reading that made my blood pressure rise. When “discussing” things with Kelly K Kryptkeeper, WHY can’t someone just get her to STOP talking over everyone for a moment to actually talk about what she just said?

I thought the thing was her brother killed a dog or some horrible shit like that. Seems fitting.

That was my first thought too. She looks WAY different in that picture.

*sharpens guillotine blade* 

I am so jealous!!! 

I’m pretty sure that commenter is a troll. They don’t have anything else posted on their account.