I like to keep it simple and classic with "Tammy Lasagna."

Pretty much every Louis CK-critical article is like a bat signal for angry guys.

While I appreciate the fact that kindles can hold so many books, and that my kindle allows me to stay up reading in bed without keeping my spouse awake with a reading light, I gotta say...I still just can’t quite totally enjoy reading a book on my kindle. Maybe it’s just a mental black, but I want a physical book in…

GOOD!

Them’s fightin words.

Annie’s shells & white cheddar all the goddamn way. Use half milk, half Greek yogurt, throw in a little extra cheddar, and boom. Amazing & slightly tangy.

Us too....it’s a fucking mess. OPM already takes forever for background checks, and now we have this. It’s thrown all sorts of fun wrenches into our system.

This is obviously the only acceptable response. You may proceed.

For when you need that extra fancy taste!

Your closest male relative will support you while you try to attract a husband, duh. 

Jesus that’s ridiculous. Like having gone through a major medical event like childbirth doesn’t count for paid time off because it’s considered “elective”?

Last month I was pissed when I had to cancel an important thing I waited MONTHS for because I came down with a nasty cold. I know there’s no way to verify that someone from work shared their illness with me, but there’s a good chance that’s the case considering I spend 40+ hours a week in a office with hundreds of…

We have a pretty generous combined sick leave/vacation PTO system here too, but unfortunately we still end up with plenty of jackasses coming in sick and infecting everyone else because heaven forbid they stay home and use up a potential vacation day.

I don’t foresee a future in which my husband & I could afford to have kids here in the US (not that I particularly want to bring anyone into this shitty world right now anyway). We both work middle/ lower-middle class jobs & have decent benefits for now, and we have a modest living. But there’s no way we could just…

Any topical acne treatment is really only going to work on your skin as long as you keep using it. If the Proactiv shills had told the caller their product would permanently cure their acne even after stopping, it would be obviously false. It’s not really a matter of your skin’s fucked up biology so much as it’s a…

What do you have against lavender oil? That shit smells fantastic and you can pry it from my cold, dead, delightfully floral-scented hands.

(But don’t literally fuck him cause you can totally do way better.)

^ This. Along with already long wait times to see the doctor (my allergist is usually booked out pretty far, so if I’m having problems I can’t just quick make an appointment to see him) as well as the fact that a lot of our doctors are overworked and can’t spend a ton of time with you...it makes it that much more…

Hey that's my goal too! I actually cleaned out my closet and bought new underthings last week. Small things like that are such a joy.