Maybe that’s why the Slytherin people were always so bitchy?

It goes to the Chamber of Secrets.

^ This. I used to work at a sushi bar and we’d often get asked for crayons, or a kid’s menu, or why don’t we have more than a few highchairs, etc. The manager was awesome and his response was always basically, “This is a sushi restaurant, NOT a family restaurant. Of course we don’t have a kids menu.”

There’s a big difference between loud adult conversations and the loud high-pitched shrieks, squeals, and screams of children.

For some reason, I get the sneaking suspicion this “Sam” is not a real person.

I’m now thinking I need a shirt that just says “Impeach The Motherfucker.” Yes.

I, a grown adult, cannot believe a Minnesotan would be shocked by someone in a t-shirt being physically active in the snow.

Umm excuse you. If you’d truly grown up brutalized by MN winters, you’d know that on a sunny day where the snow is packy enough to build things, going outside without a coat on isn’t really that terrible. I say this as a lifelong Wisconsinite. 

That is a grave insult to delicious heirloom tomatoes.

I can’t help but roll my eyes any time I see anything OPM-related.

They’re obviously leather pants. Made of human leather.

I mean, that’s how I felt this morning, but that might’ve been because I was drinking at bonfire last night. Not sure what some of these letter writers’ excuses are.

Just flat out ask for the bartender to go light on the liquor. This isn’t difficult.

^This. So much.

B-grade? That’s generous of you.

The only thing I remember him in is that hilariously shitty sci-fi movie The 6th Day. At least I think that was him. Seems about right.

Or extra strength laxatives.

Ha! First thing that popped into my head too. Goddammit.

This is why I love my CSA eggs. The hens have a pen where they actually get to roam around a sizable area outside all day eating bugs & doing whatever and then come back in to their coop at night. And the price ends up being about the same as if we were buying cage free eggs at the store.

It’s a sickness, plain and simple. These greedy rich fucks have something deeply, deeply wrong with them.