For real. Too-tight ponytails will straight up break your hair. 

Yikes. What a fucking snowflake.

Jesus. HOW had I not heard about the mother being charged with murder for refusing a c-section?? Charged with murder because she didn’t want to go through major abdominal surgery and all the fun recovery and potential complications that brings? FFS.

Starred for refusing to use Barf O’Krapfucker’s real name.

Drunk drivers, sure, that’s a valid concern. But how hard is it to ignore kids knocking on your door because they incorrectly think you have candy?

My in-laws were just in New Orleans and were telling me about this incredible Halloween parade they stumbled across there. It sounded amazing, and I don’t even like parades.

PB & coconut together just seems... wrong.

You sound fun.

How dare you. Coconut is delicious and I will fight anyone who says it’s not.

For every obnoxious preachy vegan, there are approximately 7 people foaming at the mouth ready to scream about how vegans are all stupid, holier than thou, crunchy idiots and should just eat meat like everyone else.

Take it as an opportunity to stock up on New Glarus on the cheap.

Can confirm, booze is cheap as hell here in WI. 

I was referring just to the hair, but yes, I do see the high necked late Victorian/Edwardian-inspired collar peeking out in the 1 photo that actually loads for me here and recognize that that was their overall aim.

I couldn’t get the damn pictures to load on my phone, but if the hair styles are just like the main one in the article, then yeah, that’s not an Afro. It’s just really stupid-looking (in my opinion) for a “Gibson Girl throwback.” It’s like the stylists saw a Gibson Girl drawing, noticed only the big hair aspect of it,…

Her hair is naturally super curly, and bleaching it does weird things to hair’s texture anyway. So not quite the same.

I do this too. An open and friendly “Hey, I believe we may have met but I’m not totally sure” works wonders.

The disdain and tolerance for violence against women has always been there. These fuckers just realized they had to tone it down for a while until recent years, when Donny Two Scoops gave them the green light to be misogynistic garbage people in public again.

People these days seriously need to be reminded of what happens when diseases like this break out. These diseases don’t fuck around.

Oh I know that’s one of their reasons, but according to their “logic”, how exactly does this prevent that and protect the country? Will bathrooms now require some sort of verified ID with your biological sex on it to enter? Are they assuming permanent sex markers on birth certs will magically stop trans people from…

This sounds vaguely familiar. Was there a photo of this? Do I even want to know?