His full time job as POTUS has always been split between rallies and golfing in hideous white FUPA pants.

I would love to hear these idiots explain exactly HOW this is supposed to protect the country. Not because I think it would make any sense at all, but because I want to hear them scramble to come up with their bs reasons. Like please explain, in detail and in complete sentences, what threat trans, intersex, &…

I truly can’t wrap my mind around these people who would rather have no progress (or straight up regression) rather than not enough progress in favor of angry revolution. It’s like they don’t understand how violent and bloody revolutions are.

I once got into a heated discussion with a Bernie-or-bust friend who sat out 2016. He seemed to think that a) they’re both the same and b) even if Hillary’s policies wouldn’t hurt people as much as trump’s policies, it’s just not enough, therefore c) there’s no point in voting for someone who isn’t as ideaologically…

“Griff Jenkins” sounds like the name of someone who thinks they’re a badass PI but instead is a bumbling dick.

Saving this for future reference!

I think I needed to hear this. It’s for the best, really. 

I mean, hey, why bother regularly engaging in politics, especially if it’s boring and/or unsatisfying, when you can just hang your hat on some perfect, inspiring politician? That way, if/when they lose or don’t get a nomination, you can just take your ball home and tune out again.

Exactly. Downballot elections matter!! The people who sat out 2016 because “they’re both the same” couldn’t even bother to show up for the downballot elections. This shit matters. You can’t just ignore all the smaller elections and then throw a shitfit when the entire system isn’t progressive enough for you during the…

I’m really fucking sick of people crying about candidates not being inspiring enough. These are politicians trying to run the country and hopefully make it better, not magical unicorn motivational speakers here to give you everything you want.

Garbage person fights with other garbage person, news at 10.

But what if they’re tacky presents? No one wants 20% of an ugly scarf thing from the mall.

Haha. I mean, it could be worse. It could be Roma or Orv’s.

Oh god. That can’t feel great to have med students brought in to gape at you like SEE KIDS, THIS IS WHAT CAN GO WRONG!

I always think he looks like the creepy Vanessa doll from Penny Dreadful.

I think we need a pizza map.

You must not be from the Midwest. Jack’s is all over the place here.

I grew up with Jack’s and always had a soft spot for its spicy sauce (well, spicy compared to the bland red crap found on most frozen pizzas).

Lately I’ve found that if I don’t want to shell out for delivery but want something better than frozen, I like to just take a premade crust or focaccia and put on whatever easy toppings I have around and throw it in the oven. Quick to make and not too expensive. Fresh tomatoes, Parmesan, and basil are amaaaaaazing…

Oof. I bought Tony’s once as a wee broke college student. Never again.