That 38 year old boy must be so proud of his life choices.

Hey, don’t talk shit about Wisconsin! *looks around at neighbors* Oh wait, never mind. Carry on.

Good on her. I don’t listen to her music but I appreciate her attitude & general badassery.

It definitely helped nudge me in the NO FUCKING WAY direction on that.

Pictured below: Jared Kushner

*shudders*

Accurate.

God I miss the XO mess so much. 

I once read someone’s experience of having a 4th degree tear and I gotta say...it was a great reminder of why I don’t ever want to be pregnant.

Do a lot of people out there really not know about tearing/episiotomies during childbirth or that it can (at least temporarily) mess up your vadge? I know sex ed in this country is garbage these days, but I thought it was fairly common knowledge that childbirth really does a number on your lady bits.

Probably both.

This sign never gets old. I love it so much.

I’m sure the “good catholic man” would just shrug and say that it must be god’s plan for her.

Yes, I can hear you Clem Fandango!

I totally get that sometimes. It’s kinda like when someone breaks your heart or otherwise hurts you and it makes your chest physically ache.

Which is in itself a gross concept when you think about it.

Are you this weed dealer I used to know? He too liked to go off on rambling, philosophical tangents that made little to no sense.

I’d like to reiterate the PLEASE STAY HOME IF YOU CAN point here.

The 1918 Spanish flu pandemic was like this. Young, healthy people were knocked out and killed quickly by it, while a lot of older people were okay because they’d already been exposed to similar germs in previous years.