Oh god. That can’t feel great to have med students brought in to gape at you like SEE KIDS, THIS IS WHAT CAN GO WRONG!

I always think he looks like the creepy Vanessa doll from Penny Dreadful.

I think we need a pizza map.

You must not be from the Midwest. Jack’s is all over the place here.

I grew up with Jack’s and always had a soft spot for its spicy sauce (well, spicy compared to the bland red crap found on most frozen pizzas).

Lately I’ve found that if I don’t want to shell out for delivery but want something better than frozen, I like to just take a premade crust or focaccia and put on whatever easy toppings I have around and throw it in the oven. Quick to make and not too expensive. Fresh tomatoes, Parmesan, and basil are amaaaaaazing…

Oof. I bought Tony’s once as a wee broke college student. Never again.

That 38 year old boy must be so proud of his life choices.

Hey, don’t talk shit about Wisconsin! *looks around at neighbors* Oh wait, never mind. Carry on.

Good on her. I don’t listen to her music but I appreciate her attitude & general badassery.

It definitely helped nudge me in the NO FUCKING WAY direction on that.

Pictured below: Jared Kushner

*shudders*

Accurate.

God I miss the XO mess so much. 

I once read someone’s experience of having a 4th degree tear and I gotta say...it was a great reminder of why I don’t ever want to be pregnant.

Do a lot of people out there really not know about tearing/episiotomies during childbirth or that it can (at least temporarily) mess up your vadge? I know sex ed in this country is garbage these days, but I thought it was fairly common knowledge that childbirth really does a number on your lady bits.

Probably both.

This sign never gets old. I love it so much.

I’m sure the “good catholic man” would just shrug and say that it must be god’s plan for her.