if their plan hadn't gone to shit, this ep would've belonged on another show

did they establish that she moved back in with liv after rita/mona got exposed? my memory of last season is so spotty and their "previously on" was severely limited

i kinda want him to play himself, do a fabulous cold open, get murdered, and then rose mciver has to do an impression of him for the rest of the episode.

one downside of the show for me is that they balance screentime for the amazing leads who i adore, with almost an equal share of bad guys/antiheroes i would much rather only see in a scene or two. between blaine, vaughn du clark, mr. boss, and chaos killer!major, last season misspent like half their film.

so that's why m'lynn was so confused by the outside of shelby's groom's cake!

i wish i knew! if we could figure out the hellmouth they came from, we could send them BACK.

PEOPLE STILL HAVE THOSE. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THEM RECENTLY AND I WANTED TO MURDER

other things that happen in nyc on the regular, dipshits on their cell phones putting the other person on speaker and yelling their goddamn heads off, and using the walkie-talkie function, which includes awesome fucking beeps in between each person talking

someone on tumblr compiled the first decade or so. the post had to be like 5,000 words, each of them completely bonkers. the only reason i'll watch this show, besides the music, is because i love the animation style.

i wanted those puppets so bad

i didn't know godfather's was a pizza chain. oh, hey, another line from goonies just made sense to me. "more amazing than the time you ate your weight at godfather's pizza?"

i got to go to pizza hut with my teacher and another kid through the book it program. highlight of my third grade.

"the thing with youth culture today is… i don't understand it"

what?

i remember an interview in EW where the writers of heroes fully admitted that they made their characters dumb for the purposes of plot and i was like "your asses need to be coming up with a different plot!"

yeah, the sideways ultimately made no sense. sayid & ben's were somewhat meaningful, in how you could see how they'd punished themselves in their choice of afterlife, keeping the person they love most at arm's length. but it was really inconsistent in how each scenario actually meant anything for the characters and it…

just wait. they have a whole nother season to end even worse.

ugh i am such a sucker for those reconnecting scenes with the montages and the sweeping music and the tearful "it's you/it's me"s. juliet/sawyer was one of my faves. i also LOVED jin & sun encountering sawyer after they got their memories back and he hadn't. they thought it was so adorable that he made himself a…

the only finale that i found truly upsetting enough to carry a grudge over was quantum leap. i mean, god asked him what he wished for. sam said, with a tear rolling down his face, "to go home." and they left us with the parting words "sam never got home" or whatever. that was just cruel.

reading the book shortly before the movie came out, i assumed goldblum would be playing the lawyer, gennaro, who got redemption from his moment of cowardice and became a hero in the group. i was so shocked that they made gennaro a straightup weasel and fed him to the t-rex while on the toilet.