Certain breeds are just more prone to exploring than others, so the product is more likely aimed at them. One late night I let my dog outside and hadn't realized the gate had blown open and he wandered a few blocks away. I would have killed for this back then, rather than spend a a very cold, wet, couple of hours…

I put Ashley in dumpsters like it was my job.

My (fixed) dog is constantly trying to get people to touch his penis. He loves having his penis touched. If you're scratching his tummy he'll abruptly move positions so your hand is dangerously close to his penis. If you're petting him with your foot, he positions your foot right under his penis. He lays down with his…

I'm one of the few people who really want a Kinect (I've grown accustomed to yelling at it while I'm working and too lazy to search for the remote) any idea if the Kinect version or a separate Kinect will be going on sale? I'm going to try for the Target AC bundle for the gift card.

I'm one of the few people who really want a Kinect (I've grown accustomed to yelling at it while I'm working and too…

Well I'm definitely getting it for PS4 now. What can I say, I'm a sucker for lights changing.

I don't know if it's my age or what but I couldn't possibly care less about Gamergate other than the fact that women are getting death threats. That is inexcusable and no matter how you try to deny it, clearly a result of sexism in the gaming industry. But honestly there are so many things worth getting this…

Game: Mass Effect 1

Wait wait wait why did Old Navy have a promotion for it??

This one was amazing. I have a cold and was wheeze-laughing so hard at "All animals can scream!"

I often get Dave Chappelle confused with Marie Antoinette so I can understand the mistake.

Bob's daughter's life is DEPRESSING in Sims 2. Pregnant widow with three kids, living in a tiny trailer. ROUGH.

Multiple nights per week, even. I remember watching the premiere of the WoW South Park episode while raiding. Part of me wants to go back in time and shout "NERRRRRRRD" at my past self. The other part is just glad he was happy.

These are both bonus credits from the joke endings but they're definitely up there with the best. The overlay of the Shiba Inu is my favorite, pure 80's class.

I started crying about half way up the snowy mountain and continued crying throughout the entire credit sequence. I enjoy replaying this game but I seldom play past the half way point (usually just showing it off for friends) but I need to replay it to that point again. So good.

Maybe the joke endings are the real endings and the real endings are just hallucinations the aliens are creating to manipulate us. Anything to make the Shiba Inu canon. He's ADORABLE!

No I meant I remembered the animation being way better than the weird other animation up there. You have to admit the 80's had some janky animation though.

Thanks! I know cartoons back then had janky animation but I couldn't believe I had forgotten it was that bad.

I think it's weird and kind of adorable. I'll download it.

Marry me.

Exactly. Same as people living in poverty in the US, anytime someone splurges on entertainment people jump on them.