born into a body that many people see as pre-ordained into service to other people.

I know this isn’t exactly the point of the article, but... Don’t do crunches and sit ups, people. It takes up a lot of time to do enough sets of them to see any results, and even if you do, the results won’t be dramatic. Do planks and proper push ups instead. It takes half the time and half the motivation, though…

I suggest he volunteers for a new space program I’ve just now decided to fund, where we tie him to a rocket, and then send it to the fucking sun.

Dude go screw, anyone working at a restaurant like that is TIP Certified, knows the laws and ramifications of overserving customers, and now apparently found it satisfying to fuck up these people’s lives over a $4 tip when the server is absolutely responsible for how much they ended up having to drink. This is also in…

Color me the bad guy here. Of course those people were a danger and the right thing to do was calling the cops — but if the server had gotten a $30 tip on a $60 check, that wouldn’t have happened. Getting stiffed was the catalyst for this, not doing the right thing.

You know, more than one person can be at fault in a single situation; it’s not a zero-sum blame game. I don’t condone driving after 7 margaritas, but rofl at everyone rushing to commend someone who didn’t see any problem with bringing a single two-top FOURTEEN margaritas.

I love how it would have been perfectly acceptable to serve a couple 14 margaritas and watch them drive off if they had left a fat tip, but somehow it was being cheap that made them unfit to drive?

Matthew 6:5

Look out when these gun idiots feel threatened. They can get away with anything if they’re a lil bit scared.

Sorry, confused. The phrase “liberal with photoshopping” to me reads that they did lots of photoshopping. I think “conservative with photoshopping” is more accurate if the point is that they didn’t do much.

It is BEYOND sad that this is considered “more clothing.” :(

Colleges investigate sexual assault with the most severe punishment only expulsion. So basically it’s administrative hearing. That’s significantly different that a criminal proceeding. Apples and Oranges, really. A university should have the right to expel anyone who they believe is a danger to the other students…

It says nowhere in any source that she was using her phone. She had her phone on the desk. That was why she got bodyslammed. Because she had her phone on the desk.

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

“You speak like a true lesbian, or feminist, and certainly as an advocat [sic] of Progressive Politics.”

I mean... you do realize that to a certain extent, complaining because someone won’t tell you an exact amount of money they might gift to you is spoiled, right? He’s not saying “come to me with receipts and maybe I’ll reimburse you” which might leave you holding some serious bills.