If it’s any consolation, I do believe plenty of planned for pregnancies also turn into disaffected teens who shop at Hot Topic.

I’ve got a feeling that the Queen has been insulated from some of the things we know about Trump. It shouldn’t even be on the table that Trump could be invited to the Palace, so I can only assume that nobody told her about Trump bragging to Howard Stern (not long after the fatal Paris tunnel crash) that he could have…

I think I’ll run for office in Wisconsin. And the first thing I’ll do is introduce a bill that requires men to get permission from their wives/girlfriends before they are able to get Viagra, Cialis, condoms or any beverage above 3.2% ABV.

Oh, don’t worry— as long as your ovaries are still firing, they’ll take you! And a 27-year-old uterus is prime prime prime real estate. You’d get farmed out to somebody WAY high-up in the Drumpf Cabal, that’s for sure.

Here’s mine

“That was when they suspended the Constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t even any rioting in the streets. People stayed home at night, watching television, looking for some direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put your finger on.”-The Handmaid’s Tale

I’m angry at you both for trying to use “emojis” as a plural form (it’s still “emoji”), and somehow still managing to create its possessive instead.

If you send me a paragraph filled with emoji’s instead of words, a literal “tree” instead of typing out the word tree, we are done. DONE.

Why do people hate periods.

That’s basically my plan. Also I will refuse to make any decisions or help anyone find that thing that is sitting in plain sight if you’d just LOOK for 5 seconds.

I was wondering about this...I’m a stay-at-home-mom—does this mean my kids can make their own damn food and I don’t have to vacuum/change any diapers/load&unload the fucking dishwasher in a never-ending cycle...

This is never not true. It doesn’t even matter what the Facebook post is. It could be some random person’s dinner picture, and there would be a comment saying, “teh sauce on ur spaghetti looks like the blood of Obummer’s aborted fetuses librul murderer”

I need the Pill to whittle down my unmedicated 14-18 day periods to a tidy 5-7 days. Doesn’t the GOP want my husband to have access to blood-free, non-clotty pussy for 3/4 of each month?!? :/

IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Dude projects like a movie theater.

I trust a post-Taco Bell fart more than I trust Trump.

My takeaway from this is that Trump is totally into Twilight.

I had the same thought. Feminism means protecting fetuses! And lower taxes! Feminism means never having to say Happy Holidays! My local diner serves Pepsi products instead of Coke, and every time I go I’m like “excuse me, I’m a FEMINIST.” Feminism is against net neutrality because women can profit from monopolies…

This is why pro-life should just be called what it actually is, anti-choice. No one’s demanding every pregnant woman get an abortion and good god, if you keep your child, good for you, no one gives a shit, it is in fact your personal choice and affects no one’s life but you and yours.

It behooves me to repeat that if…

I tried watching it again. I now understand why my parents hated me for loving that show so much, it is painfully stupid. The exception, of course, is the magnificence of Julie Cooper Nichol Cooper Roberts Atwood.