I made myself a set of handle-less mugs with finger groves so that I could more functionally drink liquids.

Hey hey hey, stemless wine glasses are the only way the functionally inept among us can manage. I knock over everything because my peripheral vision and depth perception suuuuuckkk and I have broken every stemmed wine glass I have ever owned.

Listening to that Access Hollywood video about Donald Trump has made me clench so tight I am confident my uterus isn’t going anywhere.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

Needs more Live, Laugh, Love

We LOVE people.

this. being told you’re smart and talented and should be doing better than you are is like needles all over your face. I’ve been told that i’m naturally smart so many times and all it does is make me feel like shit for being so average academically and socially (like- really really average). it also undercuts my…

Any pre-abortion counseling should include information on the cost of child-care, the risks associated with childbirth, postpartum depression, etc.

When I found out I was pregnant for the second time (I had had my first one 15 months prior) I knew immediately I’d be terminating the pregnancy. My husband didn’t skip a beat. It’s sad I can’t talk about the termination with my family because they’d be outraged and consider me a ‘bad mom’ for not having the second…

I can’t compare the pressures but I don’t know that I’ll ever feel okay about my parenting since it didn’t come naturally or easily for me. The worst case of impostor syndrome I’ve ever experienced.

Tom Selleck would be an excellent contender for my nsfw “Bad Grandpas” idea.

The entire movie will be the three of them sitting in their respective family rooms playing ps4 talking to each other.

decided after reading modern romance that aziz has ousted harry styles as my #1 celeb lust/love.

Mmm I hate the idea that sucking your thumb is a problem. It messes up your teeth when you’re younger, but it’s not this terribke shameful baby thing. I still wake up sometimes with my thumb in my mouth, even though I didn’t go to sleep that way. And after being so embarrassed for years, I finally brought it up to my…

Maybe it’s just my own fucked up family, but I’ve had an assortment of relatives require co-sleeping ‘til past the fourth grade mark. One of my cousins slept with her mom until she was eleven, and only moved out because they moved in with her mom’s boyfriend. Cousin is a wonderful, functional adult now, and has a…

Parenting is a continuous exercise in picking your battles.

Abridged version of this excellent article:

I’m gonna say “masturbation and bad temper.”

I legit laughed my ass off (or rather out as I am having a shit right now) at that Two Glasses of Wine pic!