Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

Drew is wrong. If a girl asks you about your hobbies and says she doesn’t have any of her own, that’s a major red flag. Not the not having hobbies part. Nobody gives a crap about that, and surely she does something to occupy her time as opposed to sitting in a chair blankly for eight hours.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

Yes. Emphatically yes. All the engineered-for-viral-sharing quasi-satirical news shows need to die. They are Actively Bad.

This isn’t really what you were asking but I think that entire show format is finished and needs to go the fuck away.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

You left out the best part:

I’ll take a “thoroughly average offense” compared to last year’s thoroughly incompetent offense. I think they’re better than average, though I need a few more games before getting too giddy - the OL, while much improved, is still pretty shaky.

At the end, Junior Seau did too.

Dude can’t win. He gets called a homer for not criticizing and when he does he hears this garbage.

GTFO of here, brody.

I will LITERALLY KILL MYSELF if’n he doesn’t start showing some awareness. This GUY, revered by MILLIONS of children, cannot PROCEED in such a MANNER.

Is that seriously your take on this?

I’d add a bit of noise about occupational, civil, and criminal processes having different teeth and rights and thus different burdens of proof, but essentially yeah.

I don’t know why I love this so much, but I do. I love this so much.

It will never not be hilarious to me that less than a year after Jake Plummer took the Broncos to the AFC championship game, he lost the starting job to a young Vanderbilt product because Mike Shanahan caved to dipshit KHOW callers who thought Plummer didn’t give enough of a shit.

*Governor Carcetti

Somehow, Arsenal will end up playing either Bayern or Barca in the R16. Just trust me on that one.

Tottenham will get knocked out of the Champions League so that they could get on with the more serious challenge of qualifying for the Champions League.