I mean, he said it ranged from a personal secretary to Bob Taft. So he fucked Bob Taft.

“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males”.

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He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

This is the worst, most horribly pathetic participation trophy type idea that I’ve ever heard.

presumably they were all onside when the ball was kicked

Ah, the Robbie Fowler!

Nobody made them post their thoughts on a worldwide public forum.

Before you comment, “actually, that’s a steer,” be aware that I don’t care.

Yeah, I can’t imagine why they would’ve wanted to cast a fuckboy for a character who is a fuckboy.

God season 3 Daario was so bad.

I was so disappointed after all the hype when I finally got to try it this year.

Took me 27 years to try In-N-Out ans dude is right. Why the fuck is that place crowded all the time.

5 guys is infinitely better than In-N-Out. If you disagree let me know and we can arrange a meet up somewhere to fight, where the loser has to eat their weight in the lesser chain’s burgers and fries

In-N-Out is, indeed, fine.

McAdoo says he is not interested in perceptions that he has lost the team.

Seriously, we should only have to play one or the other.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

“You don’t make wholesale changes based on the ball being 2 inches wide or 2 inches in,” he said in remarks reported by ESPNFC, referring to a late shot by Clint Dempsey that would’ve leveled the match and booked the USMNT’s qualification, only to hit the post.

This is such a horrible hot taek. Between your ‘people aren’t fans cause they aren’t devoted as much as I am’ to your ‘I’m happy that my team lost’ followed by a ‘US can’t play real soccer, which is the only type I enjoy’ - you are a miserable human being. Enjoy your IPA.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.