OK, so the thing here was that there was a lot of complaining in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s about the amount of noise and traffic caused by the location of Stapleton Int’l Airport near downtown, so when Denver International was planned it was way the hell out of town to allow for growth, but not have the airport in the…

Also, you know it’s going to snow in Denver when a fresh wave of cow shit stink rolls in like a fog with the change of the winds coming down from Greeley.

Real talk: the people complaining about the placement of a fucking decal are way worse than the idiots who put a decal on wrong.

What has always sucked: There’s no polite way to say this, so I’ll just put it out there: Denver smells like poop. For real, I went there this summer and everything smelled like shit. So I asked a reader, “Hey, what’s that smell?”

We won the Super Bowl with arguably the greatest quarterback of all time, then the next year proceeded to start and play the season with an undersized, fragile, 7th round pick.

Here’s what I’ve learned from a few years of reading WYTS:

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Owens must feel so relieved as his white guilt melted off his shoulders.

I said this in the other Kap thread, but isn’t Miami the only one with a legit gripe against Kap because of his support for Castro?

Neymar is your favorite player and Barcelona is your favorite team? Lame.

what a racquet

“The fact that I have to publicly state this truth is because of how both Matt and I have been treated by USC’s Title IX office.”

This being soccer, La Liga officials were entirely baffled as to how to physically accept entirely-legal money, particularly in broad daylight.

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

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He said the same thing to Kristine Leahy on The Herd when she asked him how many shoes he’d sold. Seems to be his go-to when he’s confronted by a woman.

“Stay in your lane” is exactly what he told Kristine Leahy (Colin Cowherd’s cohost). Add “misogynist” to the Big Baller Brand brand’s brand guidelines.

If I was part of that ref crew I would just walk and refuse to work anymore that tournament. What kind of bullshit is that?

Kyrie Irving to Paris Saint Germain.