When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Golf?????

Men ALWAYS find it flattering that they’re being crushed on even if they don’t reciprocate. Given that there’s professional stuff here I don’t want to say you should be direct, but in general it’s good to be direct with dudes.

They would probably kick Samer’s ass too.

My all-time most embarrassing Child Of Divorce moment is when I completely melted down during a showing of Field of Dreams at the summer camp my brother and I got sent to the summer after my parents split up.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA oh man good one. Love a good anti-soccer joke. Always so fresh and creative.

Look me straight in the eye and tell me Tyrion is not at least a tiny bit black.

“doing nothing is better than doing something really stupid.”

There are no nearby garage spots, genius. And moving isn’t an option right now for a million reasons. As for the inconvenience ... just let me rant. Jesus fuck.

Either you’ve never been to Utah, you’re a fucking idiot, or both.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

If you’re embarrassed about anything, it probably should be the fact that you willingly watched something only slightly more exciting than competitive house-painting.

Best part though is obviously the Giants being even worse than the Padres.

The NL West is usually a battle between the Dodgers and Giants, and Los Angeles being being nine games over .500 in June is unsurprising.

Kobe Bryant Is Somewhat Responsible For The Low-Top Basketball Sneaker Trend

Coward!

She’s playing in Europe because nobody gives a fuck about women’s sports here or anywhere else, not because “murica” you pretentious twat.

LOL. You’ve got some convincing ladies on your hands.