It’s not policing of freedom of speech. Twitter is a private platform, with terms of service everyone agrees to when they sign up. Violating those terms of service allows them to suspend or delete the account.

Thoughts and prayers

You are entitled to your wrong opinion. Mr. Meseeks is awesome.

If there are women who have interests similar to theirs but women still don’t want to have anything to do with them, then maybe there is another reason that women don’t want to have anything to do with them.

And the one tiny bit of cable we saw, a big-game version of ‘House Hunters’ was a pretty great cherry on top.

It seems like Summer’s line at the end was a meta-joke about Harmon and Roiland, but wouldn’t it be cool if it wasn’t a throwaway and Summer is actually working for a galactic power greater than the Council of Ricks and is tasked with keeping this timeline’s Rick and Morty on track as a cog in a larger plan?

I don’t think most people really want to be challenged by television, and that’s fine. If your free time is very limited taking on a show like The Americans isn’t going to happen. If you just watch TV to relax a little in the hour you have free after work and other obligations you’re not going to pick up a downer like…

This comment drove me nuts. I know people are freaked out, and they say stupid stuff when they’re freaked out, but for fucks sake. You live in Florida. How can you not know that hurricanes can turn on a dime?

For five days, we were told it was going to be on the east coast, and then 24 hours before it hits, we’re now told it’s coming up the west coast,” 52-year-old entrepreneur Jeff Beerbohm told the AP. “As usual, the weatherman, I don’t know why they’re paid.

Or it could be that punishing children for the sins of their parents is morally reprehensible and unjustifiable.

Pretty much every single article I’ve ever read that whines about how “no one votes these days” completely fails to mention that this is the desired outcome of decades of legislation specifically designed to make voting inconvenient and expensive. Nope, it’s just those damn lazy Millennials!!!!

Every time I look around (look around)

Never forget.

Yes, why don’t flood victims just act like rational consumers and comparison shop for the best deal on water between price gougers? Let the free market decide who dies of thirst!

Best Buy apologized so I’m not sure how you call that a lie.

I think what people should do is consider the context before they make moral judgments. But then, I’m a decent person.

I know you posted this to be like, SEEE THE NEGROS ARE STEALING!!!!!111!!!

“In this novel, a heroic, righteous officer of the law spends decades chasing an evil, criminal fugitive who used a fake identity to hide in plain sight and even stole a loaf of bread when he was hungry. That criminal was a thief and deserved to be punished.”

- An excerpt from Tom Llamas grade 7 book report on Victor…

“Have you ever been peed on?”

I did find the ins and outs of the premise a bit hard to grasp at first, but when I finally got the reason why Toxic Rick is the one who cares about Morty and why Healthy Morty was such an ultimate douchebag, I laughed out loud. Rick hates his attachment to Morty as much as he hates his own insane ego, and Morty…