This only goes to prove that there is no meme so obviously stupid that some idiot won’t believe it and repeat it to all his friends. Seriously.... COVID got to us through the lobsters? WTF. An airborne virus that would start with an underwater creature? I just can’t anymore with these wingnuts.

These fuckers are too comfortable using these metaphors or similes or whaterthefuck you call it. The fear of getting your literal ass kicked needs to be reintroduced into polite conversation.

I cannot imagine what made him think this was ok at all. The only politician I’ve heard accurately compared to David Duke is Steve scalise. It was accurate because he said it himself at some neo confederate conference years ago. He called himself David Duke without the baggage. I’ll take his word on that. 

Seriously, comparing someone whose policies you don’t like to David Duke is one of the things wrong with discourse today.

Every time Gene is mentioned, I have to bust this out:

Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire are the reason I bought tap shoes as a kid.

Ms. Fishbein, I join you in the Gene Kelly crushery. Even though I’m not a dancer I can one thousand percent appreciate his movement, his choreography, his generosity in dance. (He could’ve ‘hoarded’ all the great routines from Singin’ in the Rain to himself, but he knew that that Donald O’Connor would be a better fit…

Everyone has had a crush on Gene Kelly at one point in their lives. He was hot.

My son, also 6, loves to dance. He loves to do cartwheels, sommersaults, and swing. He was in an acrobatics-dance class at age 4 that he than asked to repeat at age 5 because he liked it so much.

THERE IS ONLY ONE CRUEL SUMMER AND IT IS BY BANANARAMA! I will fight for this !

Now, I’m going through your comments. See, I never received this one, either. That’s why I didn’t respond!

Hi, darling. I have two spots of bad news for you.

Hmmm. Whoever could you mean ;). ?

Is he going to fly his personal jet there?

This sort of thing should not be left to private individuals, but, hey, good for him.

I hate that! One time I was walking, looking down at the sidewalk, because it was very uneven in places, and there were tiles, and some of them were loose, and some guy decides to tell me to smile, it can’t be that bad! Fortunately I have the Ice Queen Glare down. 

Wedding planning is weirdly stressful even if you’re doing alternative stuff?? Take it easy, be gentle on yourselves, and make sure the two of you are always the priority. People can be really weird about the most random things, like it’ll turn out one of your parents has a really hardcore specific opinion about what…

Blergh. This week was a mixed bag, my new job I am still loving and I feel like I’m fitting in better but I got lost in the weeds on something and missed a soft deadline. I’m frustrated, my boss man is frustrated and when he said he wanted me to struggle I said - yes I was! I think for now, I’m ok but definitely got…

I found out my 8 year old boxer has cancer. He had emergency surgery to remove the ruptured tumor and his spleen. I’m waiting for the results. There was no indication anything was wrong, he had just been to the Vet for a check up. I’m stuck in this limbo waiting for the test results and freaking out.

To the old guy who told me to smile as I walked to pick up my dinner yesterday, I say "fuck you" I don't have to smile if I don't want to.