It’ll take him five minutes and forty five seconds to drive to her house? 

Bullshit. Don Jr. is the type of person who keeps a post-it note on his monitor with his login password, which is “Daddylovesme”. I put the odds as even that he accidentally tweets his SS number sometime in the next year.

Also he probably does only half the reps.

One can assume Junior does the sex like he lifts weights: Terrible technique, then he goes around bragging about it.

I doubt he could come up with anything more clever than:

Imagine that Donald Trump Jr., forsaken son, has sent you a racy text message. What does your mind conjure?

I’m glad my WW2 vet grandfather isn’t around to see a country where people say being anti-fascist is a bad thing.

Just in time for the 4th of July!

Donald Trump Jr. tweeted at Elizabeth Warren today that she should name her new dog Sniffing Bull. It’s blatantly racist and I don’t understand why no ones picking it up. Calling her Pocahontas, which the Trump’s have done for years now, is also blatantly racist. Trump even brought it up unprompted because he was in a…

You know this will make perfect sense to trump voters.  It’s like cloak of invisibility. The left sees through it, the right does not. 

I need to pore myself a drink.

just poor boiling water over him

“Harley customers are not happy with their move - sales are down 7% in 2017.”

What are you wearing? I can’t decide! I am leaning towards my Colin Kaepernick jersey and bringing an American Flag to use as a picnic blanket.

We are going to meet at the library. There is a zero chance Trumpistani will discover us.

1st this is super early I am not ready yet.

god, those tweets, they are physically painful. are we really supposed to spend tomorrow celebrating the stupid fucking country that can elect that piece of garbage president?

You know, if you’re going to be a crook, maybe you shouldn’t be a dick to the people around you who might be in a position to narc you out. And conversely, if you can’t hold back from being a dick to the people around you, maybe you should think twice about a career as a crook.