It’s not his fault

Herbs are not known for their intelligence. 

Nothing worse than incompetent bosses who break shit because they think they know better.

In order to protect free speech, we must stop these accounts from exercising free speech.

Yeah, but that was just one of those activist judges.

Well, also that judge from last year...

The suit also contains this lil nugget:

“We have to hold all of these people accountable, because if we don’t, our First Amendment rights are at stake here,” Nunes told Hannity.

The look that says, “the rest of you can go home.” 

That look on his face. Damn.

Billy Porter has already won the night.   

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

I don’t know I’m pretty sure it’s “‘female-presenting nipples’ is dumb and means nothing” o’clock somewhere.

Memo to Sarah Huckabooboo: this is not a witch hunt; it’s a criminal investigation.

Not the best movie, but the heat miser and snow miser songs are classics. 

Memo to Sarah Huckabooboo: this is not a witch hunt; it’s a criminal investigation. You know who ran a “Russia Witch Hunt”? Your boss’ mentor, Roy Cohn, who destroyed people’s lives based on political belief. Mueller isn’t persecuting anyone’s beliefs; he’s prosecuting criminals.

I am probably going to show my age with this one, but every time I see Zinke I think of the Heat Miser from the old Xmas specials. Seems fitting for him, too.

Also, your average Holstein is female and smaller, but still gigantic in the cow world. He’s just a big boy. A VERY big boy.

How do we know that’s not just a normal cow surrounded by a bunch of dwarf cows?