“John Melendez, host of the podcast The Stuttering John, managed to speak to Donald Trump on the phone after posing as New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez. According to Melendez, he called the White House switchboard and made it through two call screens before Jared Kushner called him from Air Force One. Kushner…

Oh, it should stay up. Along with a reply from the newspaper to go fuck himself. 

seriously though, how is this still up...?

Lol. I love that it’s bigotry when the restaurant owner won’t serve The SS, but it’s cool to not bake a cake for some people because they are gay. I can’t remember where I heard that saying, but it really rings true that if you have a nazi sitting at a table with 9 other people, you have 10 Nazis at that table.…

I blame the media. No, really. Les Moonves in particular. Before the election, they covered Twitler like he was Jesus incarnate, gasping at his every utterance. The admitted they made SO much money off him, it was redonkulous, and they made more than NBC did off The Apprentice, so that was just lagniappe. After the…

Never. Trump has a 45% approval rating. Almost half of every person in this country thinks these people are actually the least shitty people on earth.  I’m done with Americans.  This country sucks ass.

well shit, apparently it’s “long face.” My Vietnamese husband corrected me when I excitedly told him I was bringing mut yai to the masses. Oh and it’s “mat dai”. God damn my white ass D=

There are not enough middle fingers in the world for Steve King.

I used the occasion to remind him that shit like this is why his daughter can't be served in polite society.

There’s always something worse when it comes to these chucklefucks.

Not a tweet, but see the olive green t-shirt on the guy in the background (just snapped this off a live MSNBC report). Best fashion message of the week: essentially “Eat shit, Melania!”

It gets worse. He got the image from a Nazi think tank.

Fuck off.

He has no chance, because he can’t even define what a trade war is. But his supporters will still vote for him because they don’t realize that it’s mostly Red America that’s going to get hit by any trade war.

Yiddish has the best curses:

Every night. For the rest of his life. Until he's in jail. And from then on he can just fall asleep on the toilet so he faceplants into the concrete wall of his cell instead.

I hope he stubs his toe on a nightstand and falls unconscious into a shallow pool and/or stumbles into a poorly secured firearm and Darwins himself.

God, I hope he stubs his toe on a nightstand in the worst way.