It’s like a twisted version of that compliment sandwich thing you’re supposed to use as a manager.

My favorite part is he didn’t actually get 306 — 2 electors withheld their votes, so he’s lying. He only got 304.

You know you’re achieving your goals in corruption when Nixon becomes a low bar that you’ve just cleared with unsurpassed ease.

I hope when he’s one away from catching up to Nixon they just start putting a little Nixon-in-a-Box on any Trump cover to keep him from getting there.

I’m actually impressed that the whole thing wasn’t blacked out.

I read it as “we have a lot of things, a lot of Brexit, Devin Nunes had a press conference, 306, I got 306, Devin Nunes had a press conference, Devin Nunes had a press conference, I tweeted that, Devin Nunes had a press conference.”

I want that painting on black velvet.

I love that he says it as though it’s a badge of honor, and not because he’s likely more corrupt than Nixon ever dreamed possible.

I can’t believe you redacted his statement that he’s going to beat Nixon for most Time covers. That is for sure going to happen.

I read the whole thing too and had the following thoughts:

reading this you can also map out Trump’s speech patterns

I read the whole (unredacted) interview. I know we all know this, but...I just can’t believe this clown is POTUS.

Are you President, Ellie? No. No, you are not.

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Things I take away from this:

Fake rape allegations are evil. Evil towards the accused; evil for all actual rape victims.

Wow, this is a banner fucking day.

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