Wow, you are a dick. You aren’t just paying for the food. You are paying for the wages of the person who chopped the onion and cilantro, and the person who carried it out to you with your taco. You are also paying the wages of the manager who takes inventory and orders stock so you can have whatever your little heart…

I googled the menu because I’m crazy. It’s literally butter lettuce, cucumber, and mustard vinaigrette. And that’s it.

She may be good at hosting a TV program, but delightful people do not act like this. It is time to reassess.

When people rage post like that to solicit online sympathy/internet pile-on it strikes me that possibly there’s an issue with the customer and not the restaurant. As an ex-server, I will always take the server’s side until provided proof otherwise. Yes, there are bad wait staff and management out there for sure, but…

Hint: butter lettuce has nothing to do with actual butter.

“I specifically asked for 3.7 ounces of butter lettuce, and this is 3.7002 ounces! Are you TRYING to destroy my career!”

But... but... that’s a low bar.

This is what I don’t get. Why not actually explain what happened? Are we all supposed to just take her word for it that this is the worst restaurant ever without any details? I used to wait tables, in situations like this I almost always side with the restaurant anyway, but if she’s not even going to take the time to…

I have a relative who will send something back to the kitchen every single time she goes out. It is not at all a reflection of the restaurant. It just makes her feel superior.

I think it must be a butter lettuce side salad, like with ingredients other than butter lettuce in it.

She hosts a show that’s like a cross between Strictly and American Idol. But nowhere near as popular as either of them.

That was my first thought.

There used to be Kitchenette BCO.

The Art of the Deely

To be fair it’s an entire head of Romaine in an empty Country Crock tub

There’s a server underground where stories of bad tipping celebrities are exchanged. For real.

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?

Am I fake news?!

But there are no details aside from needing to return food 5 times. Was the food too cold? Too hot? Meat, when it should be vegetarian? Hair in the soup? Were there cockroaches? Too much sun shining through the window and blinding her? Why is the manager terrible? Did he punch her? Was the bathroom dirty? Did the…