I’m always glad to see you post. I’m glad you’re still here!

Quick, somebody get Barack Obama to call up Trump and say “Donny, whatever you do, DON’T RESIGN. I totally wouldn’t resign if I were you! Stay strong my brother!” Trump will hang up the phone and probably fall all over himself scrambling to pack up and go.

This is an interesting possibility (and, please, from your mouth to God’s ear.) Donald Trump is a deeply, deeply stupid man, but I suspect that he is still pretty good at knowing when to completely contradict himself to save his skin. So what if he has been saying that he’s Big Strong Virile Big Boy Donny? So what…

Good luck with your IUI/IVF journey! I can’t imagine implanting only one egg either (nor triplets, yikes.)

I’ve been on Team Swallow Them Up by a Giant Sinkhole for a while now. Also Team Could Y’all Please Hold Hands and Jump Into an Active Volcano would be okay.

I really want to believe that you are wrong, but looking around at our dystopian hellscape, it sure seems like you’re right. I’m not sure we can shut the floodgates on terrible right now

It feels like it has been forty years already. I swear, if I don’t make it to 2020, it’ll be because I died of old age from what this administration is doing to me.

I think that if he resigns now his appointed replacement could only serve until the next general election, which would put both MN senator seats up for election at the same time, and which would provide very little time to become a known quantity or accomplish much, let alone mount a successful campaign. Minnesota is…

Don’t forget cunt as one of those inherent slams on women. I have been known to say “don’t call him a cunt - he lacks the warmth and depth.”

I was a Bernie voter. Your trolling technique needs work.

This. I had so much respect for her, but she has really taken a turn for the “what about”-ism of the right, and damn girl, let Mueller do his job because even if there is criminal conspiracy, you sound a lot more like Glenn Beck than Bob Woodward.

So many salty Bernie Bro tears in the replies to me. Not ungreying it, but I thought the one that said “No, Bernie will win and you will sit the fuck down AND LIKE IT” was especially representative of the angry, misogynistic, delusionally overconfident crowd that made me regret my Bernie primary vote. (Surprise, all…

No, no, a big bucket of no. Can we please have some fresh candidates who are untainted by their baggage from 2016 and who aren’t two thousand year old white men? We are not going to win with Bernie. He needs to sit the fuck down.

You know literally thousands of species would be closer to total annihilation without zoos, right, and that some species would now be extinct but for zoo breeding programs? Don’t Amur leopards do it for you? What the fuck do you have against pandas?

Just to jump on the reckless speculation bandwagon, I’ll point out that it certainly would benefit Paul on multiple fronts to be the victim of a violent partisan attack. It turns Paul into a bit of a martyr and that gives him status, it rallies his base, it probably gets him a bunch of donations, it provides plenty of…

To some extent, it has. There are likely going to be Congressional hearings on harassment and abuse that has taken place in Congressional offices. Several Congresswomen have already come out with stories of abuse and harassment and there are many, many staffers as well. The whole swamp is full of young employees and…

The Bulls threepeat was bananas but I was surprised that the Cubs’ win didn’t result in Armageddon, yeah

The bros are legit terrible. I hate that they took over the Cubs’ visible fan base, and I hate the Ricketts for raising ticket prices so much that ordinary, less irritating fans like me can’t afford to go on a regular basis and crowd all the rich obnoxious bruhs out.

The kids are liberal. The daughter gave as much or more money to Hillary, explicitly to try to cancel out her father’s donations. Basically I think they’re waiting for him to kick the bucket.

Eh, don’t get too excited. The maximum penalty for conspiracy against the United States is five years. The best we can hope for is that he be convicted on all 12 charges and sentenced to serve his time on each count consecutively, but that would be REALLY REALLY rare.