Aw, thanks! I love nothing more than eliciting a good chuckle at Trump’s expense (and I’m just glad to have my moment out of “pending” - hoping someday the Goddesses of Kinja will take pity and spring me out of the greys!)

Possible, but I think if he starts pardoning the indicted he’ll be in the same bed he’d be in if he fired Mueller, and it’ll force Congress to act. Even if Congress continues to be as craven and spineless as they are now, which is debatable if Mueller is fired or truly undermined, there are limits to the powers of the…

Well, for sure the discount Batman villain is Roger Stone. He wants to be the Joker, but he isn’t nearly as smart, and besides, he dresses like a shoddy little new-money Penguin.

I think it has “Incompetent Godfather” all over it. I maintain that the Trump family & entourage is made up of 100% Freddos.

Probably, Manafort or his partner flip on Trump, and/or they’re made such an example of that other Trump toadies barf up the goods on the Trump family. In an ideal scenario, I see Jared rolling on Trump in the ultimate Freddo moment for a family seemingly made up of 100% Freddos.

I think it’s much more likely he will be encouraged to flip for a more lenient sentence, so we can get at some bigger, juicier, oranger fish.

GOOD. Let the dominoes start to fall. I want to see a Rube Goldberg machine of indictments that ends with Trump being slingshotted into an orange jumpsuit.

I’m going as the divine goddess RBG! I have a beautiful knitted lace jabot and I already wear glasses - add sheer righteous glory, a tight-af bun in my hair, and a cheap Amazon choir robe and I am good to go. I AM THE GHOST OF JUSTICE FUTURE MOTHERFUCKERS. I have not been so excited to dress up in years.

Hello, space ladies, goodbye $24.99. I intend to run to the Lego store and buy a couple of these for the little girl Lego fans in my life, and one for my son and me to share.

It’s an error of omission. By only singling out the Roma to point out that they are still being persecuted, and leaving out the Jews and gays, you were implying that they were the only ones still being persecuted. Either it was a lazy mistake or intentionally obtuse, but people made an understandable inference from…

I feel like this is a solid fallback option. I’d ideally love for him to be swallowed up by a huge sinkhole together with the entire GOP leadership, personally, but if his ticker gives out on his golden can, that’ll do.

I’m glad that you experienced some modicum of justice, and I agree that generally we have strength in numbers and the more we report this behavior, the better, even if someone else’s saga with harassment doesn’t work out as well as yours did, because eventually we will hopefully reach some kind of critical mass. But I…

there are a lot of survivors out there with PTSD that are having a really tough go of the Trump presidency. Knowing that we have a perpetrator in chief, and that millions of your neighbors knew exactly who he was and elected him anyway, is really, really hard to handle when you’ve got PTSD on your plate, even if…

Oh, I think you could flummox them both down to a draw with one of these.

Yeah, but then there’s Team Unconditional Santa, because Santa is not a behavioral cudgel - and just because the Walmarts of the world go batshit, it doesn’t mean that weird Bowie/Bing carols aren’t for marveling at, or that pine trees in your house aren’t magical, or that Christmas cookies don’t taste fucking…

I just don’t know that I believe this. They live where it’s damp and molds and fungi grow into their hair. There is no way they smell benign

They must smell like SO MUCH MILDEW.

Oh yikes. Way to miss the point, white people.

Blazing Saddles and The Producers are both mind-blowingly funny, but the jokes in Blazing Saddles are so much more cutting and have so much more to say about actual society. The Producers had a ton of shock value in its time, but Blazing Saddles was just as funny while it fucking SCHOOLED YOU (or, schooled the shit…

Ugh he gets less than two years, but thanks to him, the rest of us got sentenced to 4 years of Trump plus however long it takes to mop up once we finally get rid of him. Let’s all join in a rousing chorus of FUCK ANTHONY WEINER.