Your guy is dapper as hell. Look at that dashing little face!

except, probably just filled with cocaine and titty mags and popcorn chicken.

^^ this! All I could think was UGH, THIS GUY. Like, this guy pulls this talk when he talked you into giving him a ride back to his mom’s after ISO Youth Committee and he desperately wants to get to second base with you. No, I am NOT impressed with how into me you are for JUST BEING ME. No I do NOT care if you like how…

Almost every university has an ombudsman for sexual assault who is separate from HR. You should maybe have contacted that person, but honestly I think at this point you should first contact an employment attorney ASAP. You aren’t detracting from a “real” assault by pursuing it - on the contrary, you are ensuring that…

The whole “What? Michael Flynn LIED to me? WELL I NEVER” routine made me suspect that Pence was doing a little old-fashioned pre-emptive positioning from the get-go. It’s a bit of a Hail Mary, to be sure, because of course they’re all guilty as sin - but you can’t be surprised that he’d give plausible deniability the…

ha I was just coming to say that I love Haribo but Albanese are my favorite. The citrus flavors - not just the grapefruit but even orange and lemon - have a wonderful touch of bitterness and complexity, which is what does it for me. And I prefer the slightly softer texture - they seem downright juicy. Haribo are still…

Basically, yes, but with better chocolate and with the chocolate:biscuit ratio reversed. They’re good. I typically grab the “lousy with giant hazelnuts” bar out of the Ritter Sport display, but Butter Biscuit is a good substitute.

I was 17 when they broke, so my allergic NOPE reaction is almost epi-pen worthy - not then, not ever. I know boy bands, NKOTB, and YOU, sirs, are no Duran Duran. Mullets, professionally executed smoky eye makeup, and pink ankle pants or GTFO. Yay, I just carbon dated myself as a living internet dinosaur.

Well I for one call the generalized abstract concept of an entire administration a “bad (or sick) guy!” all the time. Who wouldn’t?!

well and something tells me “stop marrying other white folks and have lots of brown babies” isn’t what he had in mind anyway.

right the TSA would work a hell of a lot better if it paid a living wage, had enough people to prevent backlogged slapdash security, and actually trained everyone

I often use what I call the Disney Trauma Scale to rate kids’ movies, with Winnie the Pooh as a 1 and Dumbo a 10. The Fox & the Hound and Finding Nemo are both like a 9.5.

my 5 year old son’s grandfather died last year and we skipped that sequence when we showed it to him the first time because we were worried it woukd be too much... he has seen the whole thing now and it was rough.

I almost included Fisher King but hesitated because I’m not sure I can separate it out from the sadness I feel about Robin Williams’ real life death. It’s so, so unfair that his mental illness took him from us.

I remember being truly moved by both Babe and Babe: Pig in the City as a young adult, but I tried showing Babe to my five year old and it actually pissed me off for being gratuitously traumatizing. Like, please don’t literally have your stupid anthropomorphized duck tell my kid that Christmas dinner is an animal…

ooh nice thank you!

ooh, this is tough. I think my list is:

ugh except he specifically says he doesn’t believe that and debunks at length. hot takes are fun yay

I would also argue they do a pretty good job of explicitly debunking the “held captive” theory, and the transitioning theory too. don’t think it’s exploitative in the way this article implies... it’s obviously full of people who genuinely care about him, and it’s handled with a lot of nuance. The upshot of its…

it could be like when DeNiro explains why Pesci got whacked in Goodfellas though. “...it was a LOT of things”