At least he fights for his teammates instead of against them.

Puig: “Hold my beer.”

Francona added: “I don’t want this to be his legacy. This kid’s a good pitcher”

Throw the ball

I’m a Tribe fan and now I don’t need to go through mental gymnastics to root for Bauer anymore!  PUIG IS MY FRIEND NOW, BITCHES!

Don’t worry Tito his legacy will be the bullying 

DeVos takes the gold in the “Isn’t That Special” Olympics.

It is great that the Smith family is helping the people of Flint, but man I am so tired of seeing celebrities and billionaires having to step up and do the government’s job. 

Any professional golfer or professional caddy or any good friend of either knows how the gig works and wouldn’t think twice about paying out the standard 10% cut. You stiff a caddy on the Tour and you’ll be lucky if you pick one up at the next stop. I guess you don’t tip in bars or restaurants either, especially if…

Lots to unpack in that statement. Holy shit.

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

Especially when you give the ball back to Tom Brady with 2 minutes left and all of his timeouts. You’d think after 20 years, somebody would clue Fat Andy in on clock management. 

But games like tonight, that’s the part where the Pats/MAGA telepathy everyone likes to talk about breaks down a little bit. New England, who as a lifelong Jets fan I fucking despise, are undoubtedly incredibly well coached and disciplined; everything Trump is not. Every one of those insane 3rd down passes were…

Tommy’s alcohol poisoning was caused by doing a shot every time Tony Romo said, “Here we go!”

And the fans of both are entitled assholes who play the victim even when they win! What a time to be alive!

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

It is now a penalty to breathe on Tom Brady.

You mean the phantom roughing the passer.

I liked Dee Ford lining up in the Pats backfield.

that phantom p.i. call on brady in the 4th was some high quality bullshit.