Kids are stupid.

Yes

I haven’t seen someone enjoy this many Cardinal losses since Henry VIII.

oh those poor poor abused republicans. Will they ever get a break? My heart just bleeds.

I like supermodern houses, personally. Like glass and concrete boxes floating in the air and stuff like that.

I once won big at CS:GO: i sold my beta code for $30 cash. #playofthegame

When you wanna be the very best, you gotta risk it all

This is the correct answer.

Killing him with a bomb would defeat a dead-man trigger? What am I missing?

“Civilian criminals?” Were they not merely exercising their Second Amendment right to protect themselves from tyranny?

If Peter Thiel ruins Bear Friday, I’m burning Silicon Valley to the ground.

Even a broke watch tells the correct time twice a day...

Absolute bullshit. These comments are no place for accurate reporting of any kind.

makes you think

Don’t you think they should have probably guessed that earlier, based on the hammer and sickle on the Miller Lite can?

Your mom is now visible from space

What’s the wager? I’ll put money on you can’t in 8 tries

There’s always the one dude.

See I voted motodoping because it is to me the oddest of the choices. Racism, corruption, abuses of power, fist fights? That shit happens every day around the world. Sneaking tiny engines in to bicycles though? That’s some whacked out shit to me.

FIFA, just for sheer magnitude and ballsiness.