Kids are stupid.

Yes

I haven’t seen someone enjoy this many Cardinal losses since Henry VIII.

I like supermodern houses, personally. Like glass and concrete boxes floating in the air and stuff like that.

I once won big at CS:GO: i sold my beta code for $30 cash. #playofthegame

This is the correct answer.

If Peter Thiel ruins Bear Friday, I’m burning Silicon Valley to the ground.

Even a broke watch tells the correct time twice a day...

Absolute bullshit. These comments are no place for accurate reporting of any kind.

What’s the wager? I’ll put money on you can’t in 8 tries

There’s always the one dude.

You should come to Minnesota to celebrate the opening of our stadium/money pit/spaceship and hawk your book on the sidewalk.

“Was it at a mirror?”

See I voted motodoping because it is to me the oddest of the choices. Racism, corruption, abuses of power, fist fights? That shit happens every day around the world. Sneaking tiny engines in to bicycles though? That’s some whacked out shit to me.

FIFA, just for sheer magnitude and ballsiness.

Nah, Kaiba suffered through a brutal, traumatic childhood and turned out evil, this guy is just plain old human garbage.

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

Seems to me that this is a senseless waste of energy on an arduous climb. I mean, those batteries in their hidden motors only have so much juice.

Seems a little cruel to have him also sentenced to being followed by Crying Jordan though.