The day I ever vote for someone Bloomberg endorses is the day hell freezes over.

He’s not going to keep letting Coal companies Face Fuck our rivers and drinking water.

You might’ve guessed, and might not want to hear it, but here’s how I see it: Bernie’s the only one, for all the reasons that some Democrats seem to hate him. Like it or not, populism reigns in this country now, and he speaks to that. “Socialism” be damned, for some reason he seems to appeal to some of those same…

I’d argue that Biden is “as bad as trump” only in that sense that he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of beating trump.

So you think that 65% of Democrats secretly prefer Warren even though she’s performed poorly in all for primaries so far? 

Establishment endorses establishment. In other news water is very wet.

Are we going to pretend that the power of money to buy a shit-ton of ads has nothing to do with fucking Bloomberg’s rise? Because let’s be real, that’s what this motherfucker is doing, buying the election.

YANG AT TWO! LOL

So, not only did you get bodied by Nina Turner on television and by almost all of Twitter, but throw weakness like this in your rankings?
“oligarch doesn’t work in the American context because that word doesn’t mean anything to most people.”
In front of Republicans? Damn.

Not only that, Turner is not with Our Revolution…

That app was partially funded by Buttigieg’s campaign; one he urged for after he demanded they use a more advanced method to “get the count out to the media faster”. I mean, I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but this one smells like stagnant sewage.

Everybody quit. Comment section is shut down. Deadspin is an ex-site.

Your last article will be forever legendary... You’ll definitely get a direct call out in the wiki for Gawker/GMG/GO/conoco-mitsubishi-spork-warner-haliburton-monsanto in the 'death' section. 

They are either monumentally incompetent, or so monumentally petty as to be throwing millions of dollars down a black hole to destroy the site as revenge for some sort of perceived slight.

With that, he achieved what his beloved Vikings usually cannot.

Admittedly, I got a ton of Deadspin shares over from Jalopnik over the years and worked the closest with members of that staff when covering motorsports, but it’s honestly heartwarming to see so many people voice their support for Deadspin’s writers and community through this. 

I hear the Bears might need a new kicker.

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!