I am extremely interested in this afternoon’s Funbag.

Nothing weird about the Deadspin post about autoplaying videos dissapearing.

As much as I despise the way The Root covers Sanders as if he were an anti-Black bigot, it was an objectively ignorant and tone-deaf answer by Sanders. Black people have been told for decades to respect the police to avoid anything bad from happening and it’s done nothing to prevent them from murdering us and…

Bernie “I have the most multi-racial coalition” Sanders. Looks like enough people are figuring out that Bernie’s bold and comprehensive policies will serve far more good for racial equality than the act of pandering or political dodging a question— the way virtually any other candidate would have treated this…

The question was what would he tell his black son to do in the case he was pulled over. This article pretends it’s his general response to racial injustice in America. I challenge someone here to answer this question in a meaningfully better way, considering that it is you giving advice to your black son.

one who’d like to preserve the perception of themselves as brave truth-tellers, but would prefer not actually having to engage in any of that risky truth-telling business.

Actually, if you want to be happier about the state of the world, the better advice would be to remain ignorant of it. Ignorance is bliss, awareness is depression.

She didn’t blame someone else. She said stressors can make it more difficult to quit...which is pretty much canon now, isn’t it?

COUNTERPOINT: IPAs are meant to be passed over for something drinkable that doesn’t leave your mouth tasting like a goddamned medicine cabinet afterward.

First they came for Cam’s brain and I said nothing.

If this is the kind of comment we’re inheriting from the orphaned Gawker crowd, I’m gonna hate you people.

If the management at my company went to local outlets to tell them how bad their employees are, they would be terrible managers.

Hey man, that’s really mean.

Cool opinion. Thanks for sharing. I see that you’ve got those cool out-of-the-norm viewpoints. Let me know what you think is funny, so that I can go shit all over it too.

Now, do you really believe that? That is typical bullshit. You need to grow up and get over hating women because on skinny little girl laughed at you.

HILLARY WILL NOT NUKE PEOPLE. For the love of God. Do not sit anything out. I don’t care if you don’t like her, Trump will get this country fucked.

I’d like to read that explanation, but it is longer than 140 characters, and seems to contain a substance called “nuance” that I hear is important in international diplomacy, but which just confuses me.

It didn't "just come out." It was publicly announced as part of the negotiations for the nuclear deal more than a year ago and happened in January as scheduled per that public announcement. It did, however, just get politicized and turned into a scandal by a desperate presidential campaign.