Unless he’s wearing a cup I think I could out run most people after a nut kick

“You were completely reckless with sensitive government information in flagrant violation of the rules. But that took courage, for some reason. Therefore, FIFTY POINTS TO GRIFFINDOR!!!”

There’s literally no outcome that you woudn’t claim was a win for Trump.

The most American thing someone can do is to leave a baseball game early.

Really? The patriots? Yankees? Red wings? Just think before you type.

(Yes, that was joking, but I betcha a bunch of people seriously believe it)

This is such a cop-out. He is clearly just doing this to avoid getting punched in the balls by Draymond in next year’s playoffs.

Or just, you know, to shoot him.

One of those dudes is my cousin Nathan. He always wanted to be Famous.

Perhaps their rejection of Dodger Dogs as delicious stems from a childhood marred by well-intentioned adults putting ketchup on their kids’ first Dodger Dog.

I don’t think it’s insulting at all, and it is more tragic. They barely got a chance to live their lives before it was taken from them.

Damn Penny Arcade just, isnt funny.

Why play into their hands? Don’t give them the satisfaction of thinking they are successfully starting a holy war with the west. It’s bad enough we were led into that quagmire by leaders past.

One with a tiny penis.

I can't decide if this is an elaborate form of satire to magnify one of the greatest talents and most likable players ever to play in the NBA...or if Durant fucked your girlfriend and it's PAYBACK TIME.

Hold on....

This article is bad, the author is worse, and Lil B the Based God can go fuck himself.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

someone who goes by Billy should not say the F-word. In a headline.

Fuck Billy Haisley.