Do modern art is bs and this guy is a dbag. Got it.

Athletes not talking to sports beat writers after a game reminds those writers that their existence is mostly meaningless in this constantly connected world. Look at what happened to Cam Newton after the super bowl.

Yes, a very sweet ass. Er... cosplay. W/e.

These people are idiots, pure and simple. The anti Vax people in western society? Also idiots. Those Chinese people who think shark fins cure impotence? Idiots.

See, this is why I don’t have friends. Then I just reimburse myself!

Strong sleeping pills + smothering, or some other way. Gun shot wounds to the head can not kill on the first shot. Just saying that’s not the route I would have wanted on me.

I have no sympathy for this guy. Not because I think he shouldn’t have done what he did, but because he fucking shot her in the head. Dude. If you’re going to do it, do it in the most humane way. A gun shot is not it.

That’s a shame

Hey, let’s agree, we can all get behind money laundering.

Someday you might take an economics class and realize our economy depends on an ever increasing population. Capitalism itself needs people to continue to reproduce. Going to college might do wonders for your intellect.

Ahh yes, the great political scholar Ronald Reagan, proving that with enough charisma, people will believe whatever you say. He was one smooth criminal.

The fuck is this?

The worst part is that those on the house freebies aren’t compensated at the same rate as a normal gig. It’s like minimum wage vs wage plus tips.

Yeah that’s bullshit that Beltre jumped on Bautista before he could answer back. Great bitch punch though.

You live by the ghost, you die by the ghost.

Ahh yes, the everybody poops directive.

Jesus people are annoying

What the fuck are you talking about? Fights happen in high school, usually it’s all fluff, like this one was. It’s not like she was battered to death. How does society improve by setting an example? And there is no way they wanted to kill each other. Get the fuck out of here with that.

How much does uniqlos pay for you to hock their stuff? Because it’s not enough.

How much does uniqlos pay for you to hock their stuff? Because it’s not enough.

At first I thought they were doing “All Takes Considered" , like a riff on NPR’s all things considered and I thought that’s done smart funny shit