Denzil from Only Fools and Horses is Errol the Pimp.

Not just Bob's best 80's thriller but it's pretty much my favourite home grown thriller ever.

There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.

You lost me at Snakes on A Plane.

They could have at least given him fake plastic tits in a nod towards diversity.

Ah Bum Face. My favourite figure. Such a tragic character. Blessed with a sparkling wit. Cursed with having an arse for a mouth.

His first name is The.

87. For teenage me it was a gateway to endless musical possiblities… and then didn't really work out.

It's incredible offensive to suggest that people in the West Country all talk like pirates.

It's bobbins.

No. It's true. We don't do jokes any more.

Mrs Brown's Boys is like a shit time machine that only travels to 1973.

Now Aunt Billy, how many times have I told you not to call here and interrupt my Kung Fu!

So I see now that the definitions of "terrible" and "acceptable" have been transposed. Way to fuck up our language America.

I just need to know if Don Johnson is going to return as Jim Bob in the Hap & Leornard series. Because he nailed that shit.

She ruined The Fifth Element for me.

… it was the burst of times.

Due to the magic of international release dates…

Did you ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?

Is it safe?