Why?

Have you read the most recent Billy Corgan interview?

"actors, given roles that fit their personality and physicality"
Isn't that just saying the words in the right order rather than acting?

God bless Taylor Swift and all who sail in her.
Shakes fist at Spotify

Of course they know it's christmas. The decorations have been up for fortnight and John Lewis has a fucking advert on the telly.

He's an Aston Villa fan.
Clearly playing a retard had a lasting impact on him.

Dammit. First of these I've read and gutted to know it's your last one.
It's inspired me to queue BSG up as my next rewatch… Holy shit, can't believe it's been 5 years!

Didn't Colombiana start off as a sort of sequel to Leon.

Friday went to see Wrongtom and Mr Benn with the legendary Ragga Twins.

Using Keith Mansfield's Funky Fanfare on Old School Rules makes it a winner for me. Big tune that one.

Oh and the b-side to Unbelievable had a tune called EMF with the lyrics

The Dexys lore I knew growing up is that Kevin Rowland used to go running late at night round Birmingham off his tits on speed.

I've got that tour shirt still. Digbeth Institute summer 1990.

Monkey Magic… or Dr Who, or Saphire & Steel, or The Water Margin, or proper Star Trek, or The Avengers, or The Prisoner, or Danger Mouse, or Trap Door, or The Muppets, or Batman…

Kiri Kiri Kiri…

I've not managed to get through the first 20 odd minutes of Bridesmaids… Didn't even make me crack a smile.

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?

Hola will be your friend.

And that's not really the premise.

So it's a remake of a big greenhouse in Cornwall.