Kimchi is the shit. Come at me, bro.

“[China] does not approve of insulting or ridiculing language to address any country’s leader.”

Sadly, it’s not the people who just spent the last eight years calling Barack Obama a communist.

Well, that has yet to be determined. I mean, a lot of the people who voted for Hitler had no interest in his anti-Semitism or other extremist views. They just wanted someone to bring back their jobs and make their country strong again. Remind you of anyone?

How would they get 3 million illegal immigrants out of the country without a deportation force?

I will enjoy watching that fucker age until he delisinigrates. He already looks 90.

Jesus Christ, the fucking word salad.

“We Are So Fucked! New Intel Chip Announced.” “We Are So Fucked! Microsoft Did Something.” “We Are So Fucked! New Computer Monitor Standards.” I could see it.

Boo hoo. Does somebody need a safe space?

This IS tech news...

Because cybersecurity - and laws that stem from those efforts that affect technology, like SOPA and PIPA - aren’t tech news? Please. If you want to read tech reviews, CNET is over there waiting for you like a melted vanilla ice cream.

I think every article should be titled “We Are So Fucked” from now on. At least until 2020.

I would advise against lines like, “are those your real teeth?” or, “that’s not really your real hair color, is it?” and of course, “Girl, you got some pretty big feet, did they give you a pair of oars when you bought those shoes?”

“Tickle your ass with a feather.”

New kid’s book: “Everybody Poops Oil”

The message on the screen has the solution for how to view the programming. C’mon people. Derp.

Delivery Exception: Fire

You care for your own things, while I care for mine: I am alone and should I leave behind my handbag, I could go straight to sleep under a bridge. This if you’re not willing to take me home with you, of course. Therefore I will always try to save my life first, but if there’s even the smallest possibility of doing…

The guy has the wherewithal to film in landscape, in a life threatening situation, and it gets posted in vertical.

I want to tell her to calm down but then I think about the seething existential rage I experience at people that walk three wide in hallways and amble, or left lane hogs, or people that take too long to use the sugar/cream station at Starbucks, or people that forgot the form at the Post Office, or try and get on the…