An Alabaman screeching about repealing state law in the interest of federal law. This soup is rich.

Shouldn’t these assholes be dead by now? UGH

Yeah, reverse racism is definitely a big problem for America. For the past eight years, white Americans haven’t had a president who looks like them. Now we’re expecting another four years of an orange president. Something needs to be done about this oppressive system.

So much for small government when the long arm of the law wants to reach into your pockets and take away your weed...

“I’m gonna bring everyone together! (by deporting, jailing, or killing dissenters)“

I know some think it’s a bit comical that Trump is (predictably) reneging his promises to his moron supporters that he’ll hire outsiders and “drain the swamp,” but you have to remember that anyone who voted for him never actually gave a shit about that. Hence why they also reelected the vast majority of incumbents.

To be fair, this whole series of events has been one unending nightmare.

Remember, Hillary wasn’t liberal enough. Either we want the perfect candidate or just blow it all to hell, apparently.

Senator Sessions is also known to be very anti-legalization for medicinal or recreational Mary Jane. I wonder how fast he’ll roll back the non-interference policy Pres Obama instilled in 2013.

So some dumb fuck hick racist judge from Alabama will now be cracking down on BLM for the next 4 years. What, was Roy Moore busy or something?

Klan members were “OK, until he learned that they smoked marijuana.”

Y’all I am trolling Twitter to clapback at the Trump supporters who wanted to drain the swamp. Life is good the gods have blessed us!

“Drain the swamp”, appoint the swamp monsters.

Sigh.

Sessions is, naturally, anti-abortion and opposed to marriage equality because of his deeply-held family values.

There sure are a lot of old, white men at the bottom of the swamp.

Look, another ancient white man dredged from the bottom of the swamp!

america, fuck no :( comin around to ruin the motherfuckin day

How would they get 3 million illegal immigrants out of the country without a deportation force?

I will enjoy watching that fucker age until he delisinigrates. He already looks 90.

Jesus Christ, the fucking word salad.