This is the correct answer to the problem. My The bank’s property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

What’s the problem?!? Oxygen saturated environments are a blast!!

Who was this now? What planet are they from?

Then you’re an idiot. Because there’s more on the ballot than just the presidential candidates, and there are more presidential candidates than the two major party candidates. If you stay home because you don’t like Trump or Clinton, you’re allowing all the current Senators and Representatives who are up for…

I actually really liked that part about it. Paleo muffins are not a thing that should exist IMO—they’re just piles of almond flour. Why are you eating that again?

“Whole30 also prohibits treats that are usually made with non-paleo ingredients, so it’s considered cheating to recreate muffins or pancakes even if you use approved ingredients like almond flour.”

That dog has good handwriting

We call that Rednecks with Credit down here.

Wisconsinners as well!

But it should be a national issue. There is a related protest going on in North Dakota.

For some reason I read this in Apu’s voice.

If it’s not in New York or California does it really matter?

Are they made of gas!?! Can we use them to power my vehicle?

“Imagine Trump’s legs,” would be my yawning response as I recused myself from her presence.

Ugh the word pantsuit is the worst. It’s a suit! Just called a suit! That’s what it is. Men wear suits that include pants every day of their lives and no one ever says it’s a pantsuit. Just call it a suit. /pet peeve rant

Last night, my own mother said aloud in my presence that Hillary Clinton never wears dresses because, “She has the ugliest legs. She has cankles.” Once I picked my jaw up off the floor, I told her that, fortunately, the attractiveness of one’s legs is not a trait I care about in my government leaders.

No need to evolve. Just hit your mid-fifties. Heck, if I weren’t a modest fellow, I could attach a naked selfie to this post and you wouldn’t notice much difference with Graham. Oh, there is one difference. I don’t have facial hair, but have a ton of nasal hair. Graham has no nasal hair. Will nasal hair kill you in a…

does it make him a slut?? I see a contradiction there.

... and are you willing to share?

I feel a sudden need to introduce you to the Ryanair experience.