“O’Neal?” [Scroll] “Yup.”

I used to think this stood for “Suck My Dick, Haters.” It sure enlivens the conversation to imagine it that way.

Fake News! Bat Boy was Weekly World News’s pointy-eared baby, not the Enquirer’s.

Ward Wellington Ward, architect.

Chuck Palahniuk wrote a short story (previewed here at The A.V. Club) about an aristocrat on a sinking ship (possibly the Titanic; I can’t recall) who anaesthetizes his manservant and gives him crudely improvised surgery so that he can escape as a woman on a lifeboat. It is illustrated and horrible.

For Goldie, there’s no need to worry—what’s done is done.

SOME SOME SOMESOMESOME
SOMESOMESOME
SOME SOME SOME
HEY
NOW

The rejected protagonist of Maakies.

[Pope Francis frowns]

Had to look up the pronunciation. Disappointed it’s not “lee-TOATS.”

Relevant Kelly cartoon: http://www.theonion.com/gra…

“Stop drooling on me!”

CATCH THE WAVE!

Whoo! Time to go to Felch Donuts for a celebratory snack! Or maybe Chokey Chicken…

Already thinking of it, now stuck in head.

To the right, to the right…

Real Anecdote: When I was in elementary school, the local pop station (99.7 WDJX) had a Friday morning segment called “Blow Up Your Boss” in which a caller would yell “BENNNND OVERRRR!” right before an explosion sound effect​. I wonder if they quit doing that after it became a more common real-life scenario.

LWYRUP

Except for that miscoded ampersand. Some coder, hmph!

Almost got sideswiped two days ago on the interstate by a young guy (maybe 20) who was texting with one hand and barely steering with the other.