Our empire of dirt!

“That oughta hold the little S.O.B.s…”

Avatar/comment synergy, writ large!

Just sent my passport renewal out today…boy, we’ll see how that goes. And now my current one’s out in the post…

Please, don’t even.

“Oh, and thanks for saying I’m definitely not implicated! No takebacks!”

At least their laughable inability to even barely cover their sketchiness is once again on full display!

“My mom bought me a cool shirt
When I wear it, I’m the shit
It’s really not that legit
My mom bought…it”

[gets “Windowlicker” flashbacks]

The behavioral health clinic I go to had Maury Povich playing in one of their waiting rooms. Not the most peaceful or exemplary choice for that environment.

668: Neighbor of the Beast is what New England Brewing went with: https://www.beeradvocate.co…

Sadly, I suspect the numbers will bear this out if this passes. Terrorists are just more direct and quick about harming people.

This morning, I had a vision of thousands of people sending “Get Well Soon” cards of dissent to the representatives who voted yea. Of course, I don’t plan to do this myself. (I’m in Paul Tonko’s district. I guess I could send a thank-you postcard.)

Wasn’t aware of that particular strip (hur). Wonderful!

Maybe if you ponder the issue a bit more, you’ll be able to rise to the occasion.

How about carrying around an oversized, multicolored beach ball? Not just at the beach—at the dance hall, the buffet…

I just imagined a reboot of the movie Dave in which Thomas Middleditch has to fill in for President Zuckerberg.

And Pennsylvania borough names?

Killer memes
Killer memes

Cloned Hitler? So, Krieger? I suppose the First Lady would be similar, as a foreign trophy wife who’s harboring deep resentment.