BOOOOOOMMMMMMM

Uh, Clem.

Yeah! Alda time!

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nevercouldbeanyotherway
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nevercouldbeanyotherway

“Buckle up, Buckaroo!”

Aw, I thought it’d be the FaceApp “old” setting.

Yuman.

“KRUSTY FOR PRESIDENT: OF ALL THE CLOWNS RUNNING, HE’S THE BEST”

I have occasionally sung “Leggy Blonde” as “Licky Dog.” To my dog.

I parodied that song as “Dinner at Rafferty’s” as a young’un.

I only recently listened to the entire lyrics of “Unbelievable” and realized it wasn’t meant as a compliment.

And has she done it since the Clin-Ton administration?

“a thinner, nerdier version of J.J. Abrams”

“Michelle Kelemen, NPR News, Wash-Ing-Tonnn.”

I walked into a men’s room in college and found a middle-aged man at a urinal whistling “Baby Elephant Walk.” Far too chipper for that context.

Speaking of confusing similarly named parents and children…

Damn.

2-string basitar, 3-string guitbass, and no-string drums!

He tried out for The Presidents the United States of America, but they said he was overqualified.

The only bass line with a discernible pitch I remember from a Korn song is the intro to “Blind.” And that’s just one note!