This is a song that I’ma rap about
It’s called that I’m sorry that I got fat,
I will slim down…

What a bunch of…

Or “Fuckin’ Up.”

Jakovasaurs?

You’re in luck!: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

My younger brother and his friends sang the Pirates of the Caribbean theme thus:

Theme song by Fastball.

And Xenu is the villain!

Stealth Jonsie?

Billy Joel’s early recordings as Attila were apparently terrible, so congrats to the lads from Atlanta for carrying the banner.

Lifes Rich Pageant totes smokes that, brah.

I love the payoff in “WNDRWLL” where the bridge segues into the Full House theme on the same chords.

Us too, fourth grade.

I turned 10 and listened to lots of alternative rock on WQMF and WXNU, as well as in Daddy Digital’s CD collection. For my birthday, my parents rented me a sparkly red electric guitar, whose cord jack I promptly damaged.

And they’ll tour with the Rentals, the Rembrandts, and the Residents. I will show up for the wrong sets because I have trouble remembering which is which.

HIIIIII
HIIIIII
HIIIIII
WE’RE PLAYIN’ IN A ROCK ’N’ ROLL BAND

[gets mole sauce joke way too late in the game]

I auditioned for giving a high school graduation speech that used Zappa’s “Death by Nostalgia” text as the tipoff. I did not make the cut.

And all ’80s robots, for that matter!

And with that, it's time to move on to the Newswire and hope that I can sleep calmly tonight!