I'm havin' the time of my life
And I owe it all to youuuuuuuu

Kid Rock: joining John Lennon and Ozzy Osbourne in the pantheon of songsters who rhyme words with themselves.

Breaking Developments

Something I've wondered: The Netflix copy of the first three seasons of Arrested Development was widescreen which I watched it. Was the original video cropped, or did they have a widescreen master to use? There were some scenes where it looked like they added white bars to compensate for an aspect ratio discrepancy.

I hate chap ass prints. They're always hard to explain to the other guys in the locker room.

Speaking of the Army

Sometimes, the narration was obscured by the underlying dialogue for me. Then again, I'm easily distracted by speech on the radio when people are talking to me, so perhaps it isn't that problematic for most viewers.

Alternatively, the next tank top trend could be an adaptation of a spur-of-the-moment wall art project I did in college. Some dormmates had decided to invite their neighbors to draw scandalous things on the walls of one room—mostly nude female torsos and the like. I ended up drawing, from memory, an inventory of my…

Spoken like a true AVie.

She did look kinda like Alanis Morissette…

You're towing the line of bad grammar. I think you'd better hone in on the right expression.

I just noticed in the still at the top of the article that Army has camouflage cups. If this was created just for the show, I'm impressed and a little disturbed by that level of detail.

I got nothin' against Wally (Famous) Amos. I remember seeing his Learn to Read reruns on KET back in the day.

I went on the HER-SHEY'S CHOCK-O-LIT, HER-SHEY'S CHOCK-O-LIT, HER-SHEY'S CHOCK-O-LIT WORLD ride twice in 2007. Similarly freaky, with what may have been simultaneous homages to the "It's a Small World" ride and the boat sequence from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

I downloaded the Kidz Bop version of "Float On." The kids shout "Yeah!" after each line of the verses and sing along on the choruses. 'Cause backing your car into a cop car and talking about fake Jamaicans scammin' are relatable to children!

WE'RE THE CUUU-TEST MONNN-STERS YOU'VE EVVV-ER SEEN
WE ARE JOYYY-FUL AND JOLLL-LY AND NEVVV-ER MEAN
LA-LA-LAAA-LAAA, LAAA-LAAA, LAAA-LAAA-LA
LA-LA-LAAA-LAAA, LAAA-LAAA, LAAA-LAAA-LA

Tonight: Bikini Kill w/ Special Guest Mad Panties

This Month's Issue: Life, Liberty, and the Pappy of Hirsuteness

Narrator: It was then that Buster noticed something odd about the writer's name.

How do you tune two piccolos?