Daddy Digital has seen a Nashville Predators game. Large-scale hockey's hard to come by in the Louisville area since the Riverfrogs croaked.

Something something Michael Jordan

I decided not to buy an "I Hate Diet Sodas" t-shirt in college. It was so true, though!

Kanye t-shirt : t-shirt design :: Yeezus : album art design

Either Mommy or Daddy Digital had a couple of fragile glass Christmas pickle ornaments (white and green), though we didn't uphold the tradition much.

The apartment I'm moving to has a solitary brick wall in one room. I keep wanting to turn it into "The Crack-up Comedy Club."

That's how I thought it was spelled when I was in preschool. The /ʌ/ sound is funnier in that context.

Sounds like one of those Grosslumps books.

Nah, I'd rather go to DÜSSELDORF!

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus : Aw, c'mon, doesn't—shit, what's the title? Right, "Dour Percentage"—count as a song?

I was just wondering what of Montreal were up to on the new album front. I joked on their forum a while back that the next album would be slow death country, so maybe I wasn't too far off. ("Feminine Effects" was already "countrified," anyway.)

I think Mr. Sandler means spooler alert.

As a kid, I used to mind-sing a line from "Plowed" as "In a world of humor and gas."

"Black Vole Son"

That was the rap punchline, like "grocery bag."

Like my use of good ol' felly instead of fella to rhyme with really, really smelly in a rap verse I wrote in fifth grade.

It's more of a dig at the rampant color timing that has come afterward in other films. By now, it's possible that the desert "atmosphere" would be ridiculous yellow on everything.

As long as it isn't "I'ma be."

I believe you mean Mitchell Bottler and Gary Zekley.

Harry?