They asked Major Major Major, but his submission was revised by the studio.

Technically, that'd be a banginterrobang. Which I'm sure the director could—sigh—get behind.

Bowel Movement Recycling Center

HBO could hire a jizz-wailing band from Tatooine.

For one thing, it's setting sail, and for another thing, cruise ships typically aren't driven by wind power.

@Scrawler2:disqus : Penile fracture.

I was waiting throughout most of the episode for the song's debut. 'Twas glorious.

Once again, a guest voice had to be sledgehammered: "Famous atheist Richard Dawkins, author of The God Delusion!" (paraphrased).

Area Radiation Man Claims Responsibility for Cartoon That Takes More Than Five Months to Make, Five Months Before Its Airing

I haven't seen this episode except for the one time, probably when it premièred (I was 10), and yet I still anticipated seeing the line "Let's all go to a taco show" in this write-up.

I found a sheet of handwritten lyrics by the sidewalk in college. I don't remember the words offhand, but I remember them being particularly embarrassing. I think there was a hand-drawn sun, too.

But they're such a surly bunch.

In a puddle of your own stomach contents?

Finn MacCool!

This reminds me of terrible lyrics I wrote for a techno song I recorded as a teenager:

A-bombs make people grow masses
Victims of atomic masses

And I was so hyped to hear Train play their reworked hit, "Meet Loving v. Virginia."

Whoa, man. That's deeper than whale shit.

I, II, or Sixteen Stone?

Robyn Hitchcock and Peter Buck aren't the same guy?!