So, kind of like the opposite of TBS's "If no one's talking, speed it up" time-condensing technique for broadcasting movies.

So, kind of like the opposite of TBS's "If no one's talking, speed it up" time-condensing technique for broadcasting movies.

The Hobbit: An Uninflated Journey

The Hobbit: An Uninflated Journey

@avclub-cd1db6bdaab0f94ac28022bf20b6d1a6:disqus : In Wikipedia's summary of the criminal charges, there's the phrase "three counts of rape by instrumentation." That is a rather unfortunate term in proximity to musicians…

@avclub-cd1db6bdaab0f94ac28022bf20b6d1a6:disqus : In Wikipedia's summary of the criminal charges, there's the phrase "three counts of rape by instrumentation." That is a rather unfortunate term in proximity to musicians…

I did order a mix CD from Pizza Hut, CDNow.com and MusicMaker.com in 2000. They had this promotion where you got a code and went online to order a CD-R with six tracks from a decent MP3 library. Here's what I came up with:

I did order a mix CD from Pizza Hut, CDNow.com and MusicMaker.com in 2000. They had this promotion where you got a code and went online to order a CD-R with six tracks from a decent MP3 library. Here's what I came up with:

Whereas "Sister" is one of the most discomforting Prince songs.

Whereas "Sister" is one of the most discomforting Prince songs.

Aww, another classic HipsterDBag story to brighten this gray, cold, rainy evening. I laughed aloud, verily.

Aww, another classic HipsterDBag story to brighten this gray, cold, rainy evening. I laughed aloud, verily.

Verily, your Mother is of ſuch Dimenſions that ſhe diſpoſes of her own  Number permitting Delivery of the Poſt to herſelf uniquely!

Verily, your Mother is of ſuch Dimenſions that ſhe diſpoſes of her own  Number permitting Delivery of the Poſt to herſelf uniquely!

Did Wash say that?

Did Wash say that?

Well, aren't you Mr. Xcitement.

Well, aren't you Mr. Xcitement.

I don't mind—the thing that bothers me is, someone keeps moving my chair.

I don't mind—the thing that bothers me is, someone keeps moving my chair.