Flans sez "art-fuck" in the patter before "Santa Cruz" on Venue Songs. "I Palindrome I" includes "You son of a bitch"; "Can't Keep Johnny Down" includes "All of the dicks in this dick town"; one of the podcasts includes the scripted line "That fucking cheapskate." Other than that, their discography might be relatively…

Flans sez "art-fuck" in the patter before "Santa Cruz" on Venue Songs. "I Palindrome I" includes "You son of a bitch"; "Can't Keep Johnny Down" includes "All of the dicks in this dick town"; one of the podcasts includes the scripted line "That fucking cheapskate." Other than that, their discography might be relatively…

"How about in Wookiee years?"

"How about in Wookiee years?"

Tom Slither, Tom Footstep, or Tom Wingfall
I play Lingo on TV with the help of Bill Ingvall

Tom Slither, Tom Footstep, or Tom Wingfall
I play Lingo on TV with the help of Bill Ingvall

They'll do a prequel called Angry Archaeopteryges.

They'll do a prequel called Angry Archaeopteryges.

I won't sugarcoat it—I'm still in a part-time position that I started a year and a half ago (before I graduated), after being passed over for two tenure-track positions I interviewed for at academic libraries. Degreed library jobs in town have dried up considerably. I'm less inclined to move since Mrs. Digital got her…

I won't sugarcoat it—I'm still in a part-time position that I started a year and a half ago (before I graduated), after being passed over for two tenure-track positions I interviewed for at academic libraries. Degreed library jobs in town have dried up considerably. I'm less inclined to move since Mrs. Digital got her…

This is a product of giving myself something to do while scanning an old parish register in a special collections library.

This is a product of giving myself something to do while scanning an old parish register in a special collections library.

Or just Ranger. The Lone makes it seem like it's just one guy, y'know?

Or just Ranger. The Lone makes it seem like it's just one guy, y'know?

And Iron Eyes Cody would cry, "What have I done?" and go back to his Sicilian heritage.

And Iron Eyes Cody would cry, "What have I done?" and go back to his Sicilian heritage.

There may have been groaning for this when I saw Lincoln, but with something like eight trailers being shown, just about anything was going to elicit negative reactions.

There may have been groaning for this when I saw Lincoln, but with something like eight trailers being shown, just about anything was going to elicit negative reactions.

Jawbreaker and Jets to Brazil both earned the coveted "Namesake of a Wesley Willis Song" award.

Jawbreaker and Jets to Brazil both earned the coveted "Namesake of a Wesley Willis Song" award.