Let’s just breakdown what we’re working with here.

Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

I swear to god I’m not trying to be smarmy or holier-than-thou here, but I have a really hard time reconciling this website’s coverage of things like CTE and the huge cost of brutal hits ... and its routine celebration of brutal hits, injuries, and people getting knocked the fuck out.

Soooo....stick Spence, and none the richer?

Hi, CPA here, taxation is not driven by who has physical custody of cash. Just like when money gets loaded onto the Brinks truck and they don’t get taxed. To be considered a gift the money would have to be given with no strings attached. Now please stop.

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”

You goddamn mother fuckers.

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Cleveland could use a pro team.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

BREAKING: Democrats are more pessimistic about Republican led administration than Republicans.

Copy: “Belgian white, milk, and dark chocolate mice are tempered until smooth and creamy and neatly arranged in a tin, ready for giving.”

Hey, think of the up side. You will get more clicks ranting about the Trump administration than you ever did ranting during Obama. And you’ve always got squats and yogurt rants as a sideline.

Blacky McBlackerson was used for the study