He's 16. He should out getting a job and see how many points he wants to buy with his own money when he has to earn it.

What can I do to hurry the process along?

So in all the testing they did all the batteries were just fine? "We're not feeling any pressure." Really? Because if I was one of your customers I don't think I would be too happy losing money on a plane I bought from you for 2 years while you casually get around to fixing it.

This script really opened my eyes. It's actually worse than Superman IV. I didn't think that was possible.

If the cast were being chosen and you came to me with Nick Cage playing Superman, I would have fired you on the spot.

Slow is an understatement. It's like the site is being served off an iMac. Or maybe it's slow because of all the awesomeness of this gif.

If I saw this code when you checked it in, I would have fired you immediately.

Not sure what bacon you're eating. I have bacon about once a week, if that and I don't have the same reaction.

"I have to pee."

They do it to sell more DVD's. Chinese citizens only know the top Hollywood stars.

Don't fuck the baby.

I have one of these. I straighten bacon with it.

It's loading fine for me. 2:44 central.

The Wii U is confusing. A lot of people thought so when they first revealed it. The graphics aren't much better than the original Wii. I have no desire to buy it.

Why are we fucked because of that? Half of the things the news reports isn't real or wrong. I remember when I was a teenager into my mid 20's. I was so happy. Then I started listening to the news and now I'm a miserable old bitch. I'm trying to change that. Trusting what the media tells you is like you putting faith…

Another Gizmodo article says it will be a 3 year contract. Which is it?

3 year contract? Hell no. Technology moves too fast to be stuck in a contract with the same phone for 3 years.

They are going to get sued for this.

Cheers.

Interesting. I've been on it since 8pm CDT and have had no problems.