You still have to wipe yourself dry. I’ll stick to the average way.

You still have to wipe yourself dry. I’ll stick to the average way.

$100 is ridiculous.

I say let them. Maybe the rear wheels will run them over.

Mostly boys play video games, and most of them certainly aren’t going to play a game where 4 thirty-something women are the heroes.

Quit your job now and go back to school and learn how to write.

An introduction to hoarding... "I might need this sometime in the future."

Bug fixes!

My friends don't even know what they want to do with their lives. I'm not really up for taking advice from people that don't follow their own advice.

Shelves, shelves, and more shelves gave my mom an excuse to buy stuff she didn't need and eventually turn into a mini hoarder. Now there are so many holes in the walls they all have to be redone. Having minimal storage space forces you to decide what's really important to you.

Shelves amplify your clutter problem, not…

I park at the end of the parking lot and watch everyone else fight for the closest one on the way in. Sheep.

Time does not heal all wounds, unless you die. It doesn't get easier, you just learn how to live with it.

Salt and moisture = rust.

The cycle is easily solved by paying cash and not using credit. If you can't pay for it now, you can't afford it.

I would be more concerned about the cleanliness of the room than something being broken.

Wow, I was sitting on the edge of my seat.

I learned a lesson today. If you buy organic food at regular food store, you're going to pay a lot more money. Today I found an organic food store and I couldn't believe the prices were 25% to 50% lower.

I decided to try these at Fry's the other day and I was shocked at the low quality audio compared to the price.

If you have to depend on someone else to dress you correctly for the real world, you're pretty much not going anywhere.

Now I can let the NSA sift through my files for even cheaper. HOOORAY!!!