You still have to wipe yourself dry. I’ll stick to the average way.

You still have to wipe yourself dry. I’ll stick to the average way.

Tim is a financial guy. The only one there that knows anything there is Phil Schiller and he’s so fake I can’t strand it. I can’t believe this didn’t happen years ago.

$100 is ridiculous.

What am I supposed to edit 4K video on? What about spreadsheets? Photoshop? There are appplications that can’t be used on a tablet size.

I got caught up and listened to him for 3 years. Not a single thing he predicted happened and I stopped listening. But hey, if you want a bottle of his snake oil for $50, go for it.

I say let them. Maybe the rear wheels will run them over.

The trailer wasn’t good so it’s not likely I’m going to watch it.

Not that Apple cares but this is the first computer the put out in almost 20 years that I don’t want.

FYI... NAKED 100% Fruit Juice Smoothie - Niacin 190%

Well, I don’t mind sounding mean.

I have an Apple Watch. I tried it and I’ve been mulling over selling it. When I don’t forget it at home, I only really use it to tell the time and for notifications. The screen is just too small to do anything useful.

It “looks” incredible. Until you really look at it for what it is. Complicated, including parts to get lost.

Mostly boys play video games, and most of them certainly aren’t going to play a game where 4 thirty-something women are the heroes.

Quit your job now and go back to school and learn how to write.

Here’s what I can piece together. It’s a POS.

We’ll be lucky to survive the next 100 years.

I remember the Happy Days episode. I was 8 years old and thought, what the hell is this? My mom said, “Everybody with the show must have been drinking the same bong water.” I believe that’s when Happy Day’s finally jumped the shark.

An introduction to hoarding... "I might need this sometime in the future."

Bug fixes!

My friends don't even know what they want to do with their lives. I'm not really up for taking advice from people that don't follow their own advice.