Stockholders want to know if Tim Cook can still wow people with great products without Steve. Since Steve's death, nothing new has been released, there have only been modest improvements in the current product line, MAPS, an executive reshuffling, a boring iPhone 5, an aged iOS and a baby bump iMac (the first iMac…

It won't go straight to video, but it will get there really fast.

I could look at that GIF all day, but he doesn't seem to fall fast enough. Problem solved.

On Mars, we are the aliens.

Nothing makes me want to read an article more than one where I have to watch 500 Gifs load all at the same time and watch my browser slow to a crawl.

Umm, if I'm trying to be pulled over by an unmarked Ford F-150, I'm not stopping. How is that safe?

Of course they feel pain. Anything that fights for its survival feels pain, otherwise they would just allow themselves to die. Why do you think Lobster screams when it goes into the pot? A shriek of joy?

We all know that Windows 8 has not lived up to expectations. Raising the price should make Windows 8 much better and get it into more peoples hands.

I thank these guys for saving us from blinding, flashing, white LED Christmas lights everywhere.

It was priced 200% over the competition and it didn't work. Good riddance.

This screams class-action lawsuit. So if my ISP doesn't support their software, I get crappy quality video at the same price?

Or... ummmm... since they are stacked, they are already ready for storage.

Driveways and old roads that lead nowhere creep me out too.

No 4 door version?

So it seems that is the first Corvette with square tail lights.

Would you guys please get over your obsession with this POS.

Well, if you call displaying a pair of Chinese POS Playskool headphones good publicity, then I guess you're right.

Well, if you call displaying a pair of Chinese POS Playskool headphones good publicity, then I guess you're right.

Well, if you call displaying a pair of Chinese POS Playskool headphones good publicity, then I guess you're right.

Well, if you call displaying a pair of Chinese POS Playskool headphones good publicity, then I guess you're right.